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The SMURFS!

I'll bet you've wondered at some point in the past decade or so what happened to these little bastards! They came home. They oulived their usefulness on Earth when they lost their influence, and were no longer popular characters. Here in Hell they show their true colors, the blue skin was just a cute disguise to get attention. The Smurfs make up the magical staff at Club Hell, they are quick and thorough in their tasks, and they're pretty cute even without the blue skin. The best thing is: you don't even have to tip them!

   
 

 

 

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